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A snail enters a bar joke
Jul 13th
Posted by woodward in Jokes & Fun
A snail goes into a bar and the barman tells him there’s a strict policy about not having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman “What did you do that for?”
VOCABULARY
Snail = a small More >
Please call a taxi joke
Jul 6th
Posted by woodward in Jokes & Fun
Customer: Hey, barman! Please call me a taxi.
Barman: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
Why is it funny?
When the customer asked the barman to call him a taxi he meant for him to telephone a taxi company and order him a taxi to take him home. Instead, the barman took it More >
