Jokes and fun things to make you laugh while you learn English.
English Vocabulary The North Pole = the point of earth that is most north (also the home of Santa Claus) Polish = the name of the people from Poland Santa Claus = the man with a white beard and a red suit that delivers Christmas presents. The Joke Question: What nationality is Santa Claus? Answer: [...]
This is why learning grammar is important… What’s wrong with this tattoo? It’s says “Never don’t give up”. It is grammatically incorrect! It should say either: Never give up … OR Don’t give up We almost never use two negative words together, in this case the Never with Don’t. Remember since it is in the [...]
The Joke Waiter: How did you find the steak sir? Customer: Oh, I just moved the potato and there it was! Vocabulary To find = (verb) in the context of this joke ‘to find’ means to have an opinion on something. It can also mean to discover the location of something. Steak = (noun) a [...]
The Joke Customer: Waiter, what do you call this soup? Waiter: It’s bean soup, sir. Customer: I don’t care what it’s been. What is it now? Vocabulary Bean (noun) = a common vegetable To call (verb) = to name Soup = cooked food in a liquid form Been = Past participle of [...]
The Joke Son: How much does it cost to get married dad? Father: I don’t know, I’m still paying for it. Vocabulary To pay for something = obviously in a literal sense this means to give money in return for a product or service, but we can also use “to pay” in a figurative [...]
The Joke… Question: What do you call a fly without wings? Answer: A walk Vocabulary Fly (noun) – a common black insect that is attracted to faecal matter and rubbish. Wings (noun) – A pair of limbs that birds and insects use to fly Why is it funny? It is playing on the [...]
A snail goes into a bar and the barman tells him there’s a strict policy about not having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman “What did you do that for?” VOCABULARY Snail = a small creature (like a [...]
Customer: Hey, barman! Please call me a taxi. Barman: Yes, sir. You are a taxi. Why is it funny? When the customer asked the barman to call him a taxi he meant for him to telephone a taxi company and order him a taxi to take him home. Instead, the barman took it literally [...]
THE JOKE A person who speaks two languages is bilingual… A person who speaks three languages is trilingual… A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual. What do you call a person who speaks one language? An American. Why is it funny? Because when you answer the question ‘what do you call [...]
THE JOKE A man receives a phone call from his doctor. Doctor: “I have some good news and some bad news.” Man: “OK, give me the good news first.” Doctor: “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.” Man: “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?” Doctor: “The [...]